Thank you for keeping me under your mighty wings even though I didn’t ask you to.
Really, I didn’t even try to look that hard, you know. I guess it’s not my fault that the utter vastness of cyberspace is easily accessible to those with broadband connection.
Let me digest everything for a while. I think I just had an orgasm. A few days into this and it will be gone, I promise. And oh, in this aspect, eat your face, Facebook!